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Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

Everybody loves drinking, and everybody loves playing games (especially the men in your life), so the only logical result is putting the two together and creating drinking games! Duh! It's been scientifically proven that if coworkers would play games on a weekly basis, the vibes that at the office would be way better. I don't make the rules - I just state them as fact. The people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their hilarious drinking game experiences and ideas. Scroll on down to get some inspiration this weekend. 

Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Drinking Game Tweets For Some Weekend Inspiration

Drinking games are a rite of passage. There's nothing like alcohol and a sprinkle of competition to get the party going. As long as you're drunk, you're winning, so what's the difference? Drinking games don't have such strict roles because that's the nature of anything involving alcohol. Anything goes! As a result, the people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their very own drinking games, and they get hella creative and funny. Scroll down to steal some of their ideas for your own weekend plans. 

Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

White Claw has become an iconic summer staple in the US of A. The sparkling hard seltzer that comes in many different flavors has captured all our hearts. Since being stuck in our homes, it has become a staple in our lives all year round. Some might say it's a pretty toxic relationship because this sweet, innocent beverage can have you out of control before you can stop yourself from consuming more of its sparkling goodness. People have taken to Twitter to document their love-hate relationship with The Claw. If you've had one too many White Claws, you'll definitely relate to the hilarious tweets below. 

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ
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Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi
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Funniest Tweets About Bachelorette Parties

My favorite aspect of wedding season is the flurry of bachelorette parties that comes with it. Because there's nothing more fun than getting sh*t-faced with your closest friends in Vegas, Nashville, or some random city that no one's ever heard of which was chosen as the destination because it's affordable. Bachelorette parties have become a classic American staple and a helluva lot of planning goes into it. The bridesmaids put their blood, sweat, and tears into making the bride-to-be go hard in her final days as a singleton, and the result is wild. The ladies of Twitter have been sharing super funny bachelorette tweets as of late. Scroll down to feel as if you too are hard at work at planning the most epic bachelorette party. 

Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail tweet - maggi @jortneykardash ... nothing will remind you that you're going to hell like shopping for a bachelorette party 7:34 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Back in the college days, getting blackout was all the rage. Alas, we have evolved since then, and our bodies just can't handle hard liquor like they used to. Unfortunately, we actually need to wake up for work the next day, and getting absolutely trashed just won't cut it. Cue wine, the magical grape juice for adults that keeps us going when the going gets tough. Red or white or pink, wine always helps us cool down after a loooong day at work, and has us ladies feelin' some type of way. The women of Twitter get passionate about their love for wine on the daily. Naturally, we've collected the best wine tweets from this week so that you could get in on the action too. Scroll down to go absolutely wild for wine. 

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable Tweets About Being Way Too Hungover

I love a wild night out on the town just as much as the next girl, but are the consequences the morning after really worth it? Definitely debatable. I cannot count the number of times I've promised myself that I'm drinking again during a hangover, only to go just as hard the next night. I'm not saying I condone this foolish behavior, but evidently, I'm not one to judge either. The people of Twitter understand the consequences of a severe hangover all too well and aren't shy about sharing it on the platform. Check out the funniest hangover tweets from this week below. 

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - Joi ... @JoiArtificial How I feel when severely hungover: SA
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Alcohol Infused Memes For Anyone Getting Boozy Tonight

We've finally made it to the weekend - cheers! You know what the means - it's time to get completely out of our minds. It's basically a weekend obligation. Of course, we compiled a bunch of boozy memes to inspire you to hit the bottle. You ladies have worked hard, and we all deserve to let loose a little this weekend. Go hard or go home, and scroll down for the funniest drinking memes. 


funny memes about alcohol for anyone getting boozy tonight | thumbnail text - Why do people get so drunk when they go out with you? Because I'm a pusher. 0 push people. Me trying desperately to focus my eyes to type & send that perfect drunk text I know that l'll regret tomorrow
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People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger

Ever had a night that you needed a friend to fill in for you? Hey, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes you say, "Sure, I'll mix rum and vodka" and then you wake up the next day with a full face of makeup still on. Honestly, that's pretty normal

What can be a little more extreme is waking up in a stranger's bed the next morning. But there are a million reasons/decisions that could lead to that point. Not all stranger sleepovers are made equal, and soon you'll understand why.

People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger| thumbnail text - cbelt3 11 hours ago 2 Got really drunk at a dorm party. Ended up carrying a passed out girl up to her room (3 flights of stairs, elevator was out). Plunked her in her bed, took her shoes off. Then passed out on her floor. She woke me up by stepping on me and yelling at me. I was too hung over to argue and just left. 2.7k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Drunk Yoga Positions For The Flexible And Inebriated

If you love drinking, and you love doing yoga, then you probably thought the two never went hand-in-hand. I too never thought them a possible match. But oh, how naive we were. These drunk yoga positions prove that never again do we have to be so narrow in our thinking. Now, we can get as plastered as we want, while getting some stretching in at the same time. Honestly, life is great. Namaste. 

drunk yoga positions | thumbnail text - Salambhasana An effective means for strengthening the back of the torso, legs, and arms in preparation for the deeper backbends.
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Eleven Types Of Guys Women Meet At Bars

Since corona times have deeply plagued our social lives, I'm sure you have forgotten what barhopping feels like. I bet you're yearning for just one more night of sticky, beer-drenched floors, strangers' sweat intermingling with your own, and music you secretly don't like. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoy seedy nights out on the town just as much.

Perhaps if I refresh your memory of the guys you came into contact with at bars in our pre-corona lives, staying at home may just begin to sound more appealing. Cheezcake ladies: here are the reasons we should count our blessings regarding having to take a break from the bar scene.



the typical guys women meet at bars | thumbnail text - Granted, this guy is cute and charming as f*ck. If you weren't already super jaded, you would actually believe you found your prince. Alas, you've been around the block one too many times, so you're more than aware that this bar is Player Charming's local pick-up-chicks playground. You give him your number anyway — I mean, how could you resist?
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Funny Tweets About How Much We're Drinking Now

Aside from trying to stay sane, get creative, and eat our weight in food, there's not much else to do besides drinking our way through quarantine. These tweets show just how much people are drinking to get through this difficult time period (in the last alcoholic way possible). Cheers to that!

funny tweets drinking quarantine coronavirus alcohol | sarafcarter @sarafcarter At point quarantine where might just drink make myself hungover on purpose just feel something
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Canine Influencer Living Her Best Quarantine Life

Our favorite influencer Instagram pup is back with some quarantine pictures to make you seriously jealous. That's right; Mary-Kate Fallis is living a better quarantine life than any of us and we're jealous of her high-end lifestyle. Drinking quarantinis, sunbathing, and lounging around eating carbs? Yes please, sign me up! Enjoy these latest pictures from the chicest dog on the internet 

influencer dogs Instagram quarantine model satire pets dog wine alcohol | dog in glasses and a head scarf My 5 year plan is make May. | Quarantine Day 40: Today woke up, had smoothie and did an at-home workout. Translation: Started drinking margaritas at 10am and fell down stairs.
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If Alcohol Labels Told The Truth...

Remember those wild nights of drinking? That decision of what to drink? How will I feel after drinking? What will happen if I drink this one?... well finally here is a small and quick guide to what really each liquor will do...

a funny list of what is means to drink your favorite drink
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