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If things haven't been going your way lately, it's time to have a chat with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She knows exactly what to say to every manager across the globe in order to get what she wants. But her skill set isn't just limited to managing managers. She's capable of managing the whole damn country. Because she's a generous good Samaritan, she's bestowing her tips upon you for living your best life on a weekly basis! Scroll down for this week's top-notch tips.

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com

Feeling like the whole world doesn't cater to your needs like they're supposed to? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here! She's dealt with every manager across the country, so she has loads of experience getting what she wants when she wants it. Because she's such a good Samaritan, she shares her tips for living your best life and getting everything your heart desires on a weekly basis!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Have you complained to every manager in town, yet they still can't seem to get it right? Let Karen take over and be the life manager you need in your life. She's handled it all, from parents who don't know how to raise their children properly, or waiters that aren't working fast enough. With Karen by your side, you are guaranteed to have it all. What are you waiting for?! Come along with us on this entitled ride.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Another week, another boatload of problems that your local neighborhood Karen will humbly and happily solve for you. At this point, you already know that Karen knows best. Let her take the wheel, and drive you straight into the entitled life you've always dreamed of with her first-rate advice.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

It's time to enhance your life and get what's yours with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She's the classiest confidante in town, sharing the secrets to living her best life on a weekly basis. To all the soccer moms who would love nothing more than to spend their Sunday afternoons bitching out the manager, Karen is your new best friend. She understands you, she cherishes you, and she advises you always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.

Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.