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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Claims Another Shopper Stole Her Dress

If you live in a pleasant suburb, you've surely come into contact with a Karen that may not be as equally pleasant as the suburb, but you can't say she doesn't add to the charm of the town. After all, it's inspiring to see a woman go after what she wants, no matter who she treats like garbage along the way, and that's exactly what Karen is all about. If you're looking to emulate her attitude in your daily life, look no further! Cheezcake's resident Karen provides top-notch advice for those looking to upgrade to her devil-may-care lifestyle. 



Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

While The Donald may no longer be president, fckboys still reign supreme. Some are easy to spot with names like Chad engraved onto their Juul and bare abs nearly always exposed, but others are advancing, learning how to mask their inherent douchiness within normal society.

 Fckboys have become masters of projecting falsehoods for their own benefit in stealth. I have come to realize that the best way to weed out a true fckboy from the crowd, is probably just to give him enough time to fck up on his own. There is no exact science behind how many minutes or months this process may take to prevail, but usually, if a man is genuine, you will be able to feel it out soon enough

Well, ladies, call it a guilty conscience, or, perhaps, just a wanting to level the playing field. Whatever the reason may be, I, a blaringly self-aware fuckboy – hyper-emotional, trend-hopping, intimacy fearing and all! –have decided to explain the top ten moves you should look out for from f*ckboys.


Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).
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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Cafe Customer Who Demands Free Stuff

Not one week goes by where we don't hear about a woman who is part of the unofficial Karen Club get what she wants across America. Whether or not you agree with classic Karen tactics, many of them get exactly what they demand, which is not a feat many of us mere mortals can boast about. Luckily, Cheezcake's resident Karen provides the best advice on a weekly basis so you can follow in her footsteps. According to Karen, it's not entitlement - it's assertiveness that drives her actions. Scroll down for this week's advice for our readers. 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Housewife Hitting On Her Pool Boy

Wishing that everyone was at your every beck and call, but don't know how to go about it? Cheezcake's resident Karen has you covered with all the tips and tricks you need in order to life your best life. Get ready to have every manager across the country falling at your feet after Karen is through with you. Get your soccer mom sneakers on, and scroll down for this week's advice from Karen! 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On How To Handle Cheapskate Friends

Have you complained to every manager in town, yet they still can't seem to get it right? Let Karen take over and be the life manager you need in your life. She's handled it all, from parents who don't know how to raise their children properly, or waiters that aren't working fast enough. With Karen by your side, you are guaranteed to have it all. What are you waiting for?! Come along with us on this entitled ride.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen.. I sent my friends a list of gifts I expect for my birthday this year, and some of them responded that what I asked for was out of their price range. It's my birthday, for god's sake! What do you Happy birthday to me. suggest I do? - Birthday Queen Dear Birthday Gueen. You deserve so much more than your "friends" are giving you. In fact, it sounds like they're giving 88 you
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