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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Cafe Customer Who Demands Free Stuff

Not one week goes by where we don't hear about a woman who is part of the unofficial Karen Club get what she wants across America. Whether or not you agree with classic Karen tactics, many of them get exactly what they demand, which is not a feat many of us mere mortals can boast about. Luckily, Cheezcake's resident Karen provides the best advice on a weekly basis so you can follow in her footsteps. According to Karen, it's not entitlement - it's assertiveness that drives her actions. Scroll down for this week's advice for our readers. 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Women Throw Around Some 'Hard-To-Swallow' Pills That Everyone Should Know

Each person will be confronted with thousands of issues, sometimes all at once. Because life can be so brutal, it is incredibly important to enter each day with some optimism and positivity, or else what is there to live for? Still, sometimes we all could use a reality check. If we refuse to acknowledge some 'facts of life,' it may hold us back more than help us.

For example, sure, you can say you're capable of anything, but you still have to put in a decent amount of time and effort to accomplish something big.

On Reddit, women are sharing 'Hard-To-Swallow' pills about life, and some of these may just burst your bubble.

Women Throw Around Some 'Hard-To-Swallow' Pills That Everyone Should Know| thumbnail text - Font - SpicyHotTomatoOil 4 days ago There's a good chance he's just being your friend to get in your pants
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Women Confess The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Their 20's

Nobody wants to live with regrets, but we all have them. It's nearly impossible to avoid them, because every time we do one thing, we're missing out on another experience. Plus, the grass is always greener on the other side. Those of us that spent college partying and getting bad grades regret not trying hard enough, and those of us who spent every Friday night in the library after-hours regret not partying enough. You can't win! Unless of course, you believe that everything happens for a reason, and you accept that every decision led you to where you are today, and that is exactly where you are meant to be... but that's some deep introspective sh*t.

Women Confess The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Their 20's| thumbnail text - jalapenorthwest · 5d I wish i made out with more random guys, honestly G Reply 1 27 3 ...
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People Tweet The Pieces Of Life Advice Which Turned Their Life Around

We're so used to coming to the internet and seeing only negative things or simply funny memes. But often, there's also actual positivity to go around! On the Twitter-sphere, people shared life advice that changed their life for the better. A Twitter user asked people what life advice they have under their belt, and people really pulled through. Keep scrolling if you want to find out the secrets to life, according to Twitter. 


people share pieces of life advice which changed their life | thumbnail text - Amanda Deibert ... @amandadeibert What is a piece of advice someone gave you that ended up being SURPRISINGLY good? 3:55 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 563 Quote Tweets 2,262 Likes Carol Roth ... @caroljsroth Replying to @amandadeibert You can almost always escalate a situation at some point in the future, but you can rarely deescalate once you go down that road.
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Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Received When They Were Pregnant

A lot of time we have to deal with unsolicited advice, people will just come up to you and tell you something they assume you didn't know before. It's one of the many joys of being a woman. We just have to always have our BS detector on, because, shocker, not everyone knows what they're talking about.

For whatever reason, it seems a lot of people have the advice to give about pregnancy, even if they've never been pregnant. I don't know about you but I find this extremely amusing. If you're seeking some sh*tty yet hilarious advice for those carrying a fetus, please continue reading.

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Got When They Were Pregnant| thumbnail text - SoldMySoulForHairDye · 2y While pregnant with me, my mom was told that drinking beer would help her baby develop and be nice and chubby. I was five weeks early and barely six pounds. 18.6k ...
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Fifteen Things Adults Believe All Teenagers Should Know

It's kind of funny how every year we get older and realize there were so many things that we didn't need to stress about so much in our past. My father once told me, "If it's not going to matter in 5 years, it doesn't really matter at all," and now I'm beginning to understand what he meant. Sometimes it can feel like older adults don't understand what younger adults are going through, but usually, they can. They literally went through it themselves and came out the other end okay it seems. 

Of course, some things change, and we face different issues from our parents, but some pieces of advice, like many of the ones mentioned in this Reddit thread, will always be applicable.

Fifteen Things Adults Believe All Teenagers Should Know| thumbnail text - induceddaftfan • 183d OG 58 Awards Cashiers don't care if you buy condoms. 70.4k ...
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Angry About Cinnamon Toast Crunch Missing Shrimp

Karens across the nation are getting exactly what they want when they want it. It's about time that you get what you want out of life too. Luckily for you, Cheezcake's residentKaren shares fire advice on a weekly basis that will surely have you living your best life in no time. Next time you're not getting what you want, there's no need to be down about it. Just come to Karen's advice column and find out exactly what you need to do.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Housewife Hitting On Her Pool Boy

Wishing that everyone was at your every beck and call, but don't know how to go about it? Cheezcake's resident Karen has you covered with all the tips and tricks you need in order to life your best life. Get ready to have every manager across the country falling at your feet after Karen is through with you. Get your soccer mom sneakers on, and scroll down for this week's advice from Karen! 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Isle Floor

If things haven't been going your way lately, it's time to have a chat with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She knows exactly what to say to every manager across the globe in order to get what she wants. But her skill set isn't just limited to managing managers. She's capable of managing the whole damn country. Because she's a generous good Samaritan, she's bestowing her tips upon you for living your best life on a weekly basis! Scroll down for this week's top-notch tips.

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com

Karen dishes out entitled advice to woman who demands her kids sleep on airplane aisle floor | thumbnail text - Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Serial Dater Uncovers The Best Excuses To Get Out Of Dates

We all get invited on dates we don't want to go on sometimes. Even a friend-date can feel intimidating and unnecessary from time to time. So what are we supposed to do? Sure we can say we have a significant other already but then you have to create a whole fake Instagram for them and get a decent amount of follow backs and it can get really messy really quick. Luckily Regina Roz, AKA the serial dater, provided her best list of excuses for any occasion on Quora. Enjoy!

Serial Dater Uncovers The Best Excuses To Get Out Of Dates| thumbnail text - beyonce I just got grounded for mistaking a cop as my grandma's birthday stripper.
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

Feeling like the whole world doesn't cater to your needs like they're supposed to? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here! She's dealt with every manager across the country, so she has loads of experience getting what she wants when she wants it. Because she's such a good Samaritan, she shares her tips for living your best life and getting everything your heart desires on a weekly basis!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen, Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. I before resorting to a physical complaint. needed them If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes immediately, so ordering them online just wouldn't do. I threw othe
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Coughs On Coffee Shop Employees

Guess who's back with the best weekly advice column in all fifty states? That's right - it's your local Karen spitting facts as per usual! Manager not meeting your demands? Neighborhood teenagers acting shady? Takeout food not made exactly the way you like it? No need to suffer any longer! Karen's here to tell you how to handle any nuisances that may come your way. She'll be having you living your best life in no time!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Font - Dear Coffee shop connoisseur, I commend you for standing your ground against the manager and his army of employees. After all, you're a paying customer - not to mention a regular - and Dear Karen, My local coffee shop started enforcing mask- wearing. The last time I was there, the manager the customer is always right. Write to your local mayor to told me I had to wear one. Natura
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On How To Handle Cheapskate Friends

Have you complained to every manager in town, yet they still can't seem to get it right? Let Karen take over and be the life manager you need in your life. She's handled it all, from parents who don't know how to raise their children properly, or waiters that aren't working fast enough. With Karen by your side, you are guaranteed to have it all. What are you waiting for?! Come along with us on this entitled ride.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen.. I sent my friends a list of gifts I expect for my birthday this year, and some of them responded that what I asked for was out of their price range. It's my birthday, for god's sake! What do you Happy birthday to me. suggest I do? - Birthday Queen Dear Birthday Gueen. You deserve so much more than your "friends" are giving you. In fact, it sounds like they're giving 88 you
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 25, 2021)

It's time to enhance your life and get what's yours with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She's the classiest confidante in town, sharing the secrets to living her best life on a weekly basis. To all the soccer moms who would love nothing more than to spend their Sunday afternoons bitching out the manager, Karen is your new best friend. She understands you, she cherishes you, and she advises you always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Casino Patron, Of course, it's not too much to Dear Karen, Security forced me out of a casino because I refused to ask for - as a PAYING customer, you deserved so wear a mask, even after I much more than the explained that masks worsen discourtesy they dealt your my breathing issues, which developed shortly into corona way. Write a strongly-worded letter to the casino owner
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 18, 2021)

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen.. Dear Karen, I took my kids to Applebee's, and the food was atrocious. Because the service was slow and the poor kids were starving, we ended up eating it all. When I finally got the chance to file a complaint with the manager, they I don't understand the question, and won't respond to it still expected us to pay. How should I handle low rate service like this next time? -
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