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Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

For many new parents, the magic of having brought a new life into this world is almost unimaginable. You start to plan all kinds of activities and outings under the assumption that you will never grow tired of your little bundle of joy. You wake up every morning longing to grab your child and dance like no one's watching. Oh, you sweet, innocent, naive little fawn. Wait a couple of weeks and reality will set in. Once you have kids they're with you everywhere. You're either holding them or they're climbing on you. You try to get a moment's peace but they're grabbing your shin and hanging on for dear life. Somehow they never get tired of it. How do they never get tired of it??

So, to help new parents cope with the growth of a new appendage in the shape of their child, we put together a list of all the awesome things you can do while holding your baby.




dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."
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The Struggles Instagram Husbands And Boyfriends Endure On A Daily Basis

Behind every great Instagram story is a man who already took that same picture 27 times. The life of an Instagram husband (or boyfriend) isn't for the faint of heart. It takes dedication, expertise, and a willingness to put your own needs aside in order to get that seemingly unattainable perfect shot. So before the sun sets on our golden hour, let me walk you through what it's like for the man behind the camera and what I have to endure to make sure you look #flawless. 

the life and struggles that instagram boyfriends have to endure on a daily basis | thumbnail text - "Babe, you know that I’ll go to the end of the world for you, but are you sure you need me to hang off this boat to get this shot? Right of course, okay, just a bit to your left. Let me adjust my harness and... got it. Now help me up before I slip. Babe?"
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