Oh, the irony. "The Future Is Private" that's certainly rich. These headlines are so far off from the truth of the future, it's depressing and slightly frightening. But still, you have to laugh at just poorly these posts have aged.
Man, oh man, anyone else feeling personally attacked by these tweets? These hit a bit too close to home... but at least we have each other. We've got 99 problems and money would solve about 104 of them. If you're looking for more relatable tweets, you've come to the right place!