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people's stories of the weirdest sleepovers they ever had | thumbnail Text - Wackydetective 359 points · 13 hours ago My cousin had a friend who always caked on the makeup. I never seen the girl without makeup. We were all getting sleepy and the girl with the makeup was still wide awake. Apparently she waited until we were all asleep and then washed her face. She got up super early and I had to use the washroom and she was reapplying her makeup again. Looking back, I feel so bad for her, she mus

Odd Sleepover Stories Which Are Forever Unforgettable

tinder messages | thumbnail text -Your doggo is cute Today 9:16 PM Thank you hahah his name is Remi and he is my son Wow, who's the father? The pregnancy must have been ruff.

Funny Tinder Conversations That Made Us Want To Get Back In The Game

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Babysitters Reveal Their Nightmare Experiences On The Job| thumbnail text - whateverspicegirl · 3h The toddler came out into the living room holding the mom's sex toy. I was beyond grossed out! When I went to put it away in their bedroom, they had a whole drawer full of stuff. As a 12 year old, it was a bit much to see. 6 Reply 4 13 3 ...

Babysitters Reveal Their Nightmare Experiences On The Job

twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Preacher's Daughter Gets Caught Doing The Dirty In Her Father's Car| Thumbnail text - After a few days of not getting any alone time I was pretty honry and we decided to take my dad's car to 'run some errands' and said we would be back in a few hours.

Preacher's Daughter Gets Caught Doing The Dirty In Her Father's Car

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people who embarrassed themselves on the internet in really awkward moments | Text - If you were 32 weeks pregnant, and your spouse posts a meme in a private group that you're not in, that says "I only date antivaxxers because you only have to pay child support for 8 years instead of 18" What would your thoughts be? He says it's not about me

Awkward Moments Which Take 'Awkward' To A New Level

The Truth About Dating In Your Twenties| Thumbnail text - Skin

The Truth About Dating In Your Twenties

tinder messages | thumbnail text - So where you at for college? Today 12:48 PM Lasell Ah, you like it there? Yes So is the weather any different there? Just wanted to know if it gets as dry as this conversation 8:21 PM · Sep 24, 2021 · IFTTT

Tinder Conversations That Capture Modern-Day Romance

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woman refuses to wear bra at work, coworkers complain and she wants to know if she's wrong | thumbnail text

Woman Refuses To Wear Bra At Work Despite Coworkers Complaints

People Reveal Bachelor Parties That Took A Serious Turn For The Worst| Thumbnail text -  Mike01852 · 2h Was at a bachelor party with a pair strippers doing their show. We were 15 minutes in, guys all sitting around in a circle while the girls made their rounds and did individual lap dances. Anyway, one of the girls crawls across the floor and sticks her face in a guys crotch and motorboats him over his jeans. Then she looked up to make eye contact, realized the guys was her cousin and then start

People Reveal Bachelor Parties That Took A Serious Turn For The Worst

People Expose Common Lies People Like To Spread About Sex| Thumbnail text - Zompire55 · 1h Women don't have sexual desires it's a men thing 6 Reply 1 55 3 ...

People Expose Common Lies People Like To Spread About Sex

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cringey and inappropriate messages people received in their DMs | thumbnail text - VIEW PROFILE 4:31 PM Could I put pasta on you and eat it off your body? ( just kidding Hi im Kevin Hi there. How are you? Today 9:44 AM No response is pretty disappointing. From reading your profile I was actually excited to talk to you Hey sorry about that Phil! I check this once or twice a week because I try not to be super involved with social media Sent Well l'd prefer you be super involved with me and this tr

Cringy And Inappropriate Messages People Received In Their DMs

alternative ways to saying 'let's have sex' | thumbnail text -  Lord_Bloodwyvern · CuriousRelish · 17h (2 3 2 Our favorite is "I am approaching you with lewd intent"

Alternative Ways To Initiate Sex Other Than 'Let's Have Sex'

Woman Gets Taken To A Sex Dungeon On A Date, Finds Out The Guy Isn't Even Single| Thumbnail text - As we descended down the long dark corridor I started to hear whipping sounds followed by moaning.

Woman Gets Taken To A Sex Dungeon On A Date, Finds Out The Guy Isn't Even Single

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People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed| Thumbnail text - paleobear1 • 13h 16 Awards First step is the most crucial and possibly the most difficult one. And that is finding someone to have sex with. 6 Reply 1 22.1k 3 ...

People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand