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psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - @korpieann your roommate text u from her bedroom as u walk in the door "ignore my dildo on the kitchen counter while you and your friends cook lunch please" then she wanna act like u crazy... ???? 7:19 PM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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8 People Share Their Worst Sexual Experience| thumbnail text - "A dude I hooked up with fingered me so hard (and not in a good, fun way) that he shifted my IUD and I had to go to the hospital a few days later because it almost punctured my uterus. So, yeah."

8 People Share Their Worst Sexual Experience

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askmen thread | thmbnail text - u_creative_username · 15h While pointing on the back of your head: "Hey is your hair getting thinner?"

Men Discuss The Type Of Comments That Would Completely Break Their Self-Confidence

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10 Fascinating Facts About Female Masturbation

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Several days later my mom mentioned at the dinner table that the entire neighborhood was sent an email saying the cameras caught two people in an 'indecent act' at the community pool at 3 AM and how it is unacceptable.

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People Reveal Orgasmic Feelings That Aren't Sexual At All| thumbnail text - supadupa82 · 1h The moment when you've been congested all day and one nostril finally opens.

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Woman Makes Fake LinkedIn To Message Ex's Boss About His Private Parts

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ways people got laid | thumbnail text - Human body - MONKEH1142 · 7h Spent the evening jokingly pretending to be Irish and married with an also completely non Irish lady in the smokers corner. Many jokes were had. She put her arms around my shoulders and said "take me home paddy and show me that you love me". So I did.

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Woman Forced To Go Number Two Outside One Night Stand| thumbnail text - In the morning I woke up to an awful 'storm' brewing in my large intestine. It wasn't going to be pretty and probably not discreet.

Woman Forced To Go Number Two Outside After One Night Stand