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Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.

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Men Admit The Most Annoying Things About Their Private Parts

There are a lot of perks of being a man. Getting paid better, cheaper toiletries, no periods... need I go on? But there are also a lot of annoying things that men have to deal with that women just don't have to worry about. Men get ridiculed for crying or showing any emotion for that matter. They are much more limited in terms of fashion and overall taste, and they have this thing hanging off their body at all times.

To be fair, women also have 'things' hanging off of their own bodies, but it's not exactly the same.

On Reddit, men are sharing the most annoying things about having a you-know-what, and they are quite interesting.

Men Admit The Most Annoying Things About Their Genitals| thumbnail text - Kingcosmo7 · 2d 3 Awards The constant irrational fear that it will somehow get cut off in some unimaginable way. G Reply 3.8k
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Wildest Nightclub Parties Which Went Completely Off The Rails

Nights out on the town with your bestest buds are meant to be a grand time. There's nothing I loved more in college than Turnup Tuesday and Thirsty Thursday. I mean, God bless the weekend, am I right? However, there are definitely nights that get out of hand, especially at nightclubs. A Redditor started a thread about the craziest sh*t people have seen go down at nightclubs, and if you think you've seen it all, then you haven't seen this thread. The more I read, the more my eyes widened in disbelief. Scroll on down for the wildest nights out people have seen or experienced firsthand. 

Funniest nightclub stories on Reddit | thumbnail text - Posted by u/OverclockingUnicorn 4 years ago What's the craziest shit you've seen go down in a night club? nsfw
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Dirty Memes For The Sexually Frustrated

Sex is great, isn't it? I mean, nothing beats a great romp in the sack, especially when you're getting it on the regular. But for those of us (ahem, I mean those of you) who can barely remember their last sexy time, God bless sex toys. But whichever group you fall into, these dirty memes will speak to your genitals soul and make you want to share them with your gal pals, your sexual partner, or chuckle at them to yourself because the one thing better than good sex is a great meme about sex.



funny sex memes for the sexually frustrated | thumbnail text - Me:I don't usually do this Also me: Him: why u don't hit me up no more Her:
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People Reveal The Most Awkward Thing Someone Said To Them Right After Having Sex

Good sex isn't just about the act itself; the nuances before and after can help determine whether you have a positive sexual experience. From engaging in foreplay before sex to having good pillow talk after, it all adds up. Some people don't quite understand the social rules of post-sex conversation, however, and it turns out that it's pretty easy to kill the mood once sex is over with one short sentence. Redditors share some of the most awkward things a partner has said to them immediately post-sex, and if these don't turn you off someone, I don't know what will.


people reveal the most awkward things someone said to them just after having sex | thumbnail text - collegit 1 day ago I hooked up with this girl in undergrad. Immediately after we finished, she rolled off top, put her head on my chest, and said "I'd give you an 8/10. What would you rate me?"
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People's 'How I Accidentally Caught My Spouse Cheating' Horror Stories

Being cheated on in a relationship is one of the most heartbreaking things a person can go through. While there is no good way to find out that it's happening, some cheating reveals are harsher than others. For example, I'm sure most people would prefer to have their partner sit them down and break the news then walk in on them in bed with someone else. But I guess when you're cheating on your spouse, their feelings aren't exactly the first thing on your mind. These Redditors share their heartbreaking horror stories of discovering their partner was unfaithful, and to be honest, they are pretty brutal.



people reveal their 'how I caught my spose cheating' horror story | thumbnail text - sharkfinnpapa 2 years ago I returned from work on xmas eve. we had tickets to a festival which started the day before nye and i couldnt find the tickets anywhere after seeing them the month before. i decided to double check the trash before we put it out for collection. i found a used condom... we lived on our own.
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Cringy And Inappropriate Messages People Received In Their DMs

There is an art to sliding into a person's DMs— a skill set that not everyone has. The basic premise is to be polite, throw in a subtle compliment, and not be a total creep. Unfortunately, some people missed the memo and went from zero to a hundred on the inappropriate scale instead, resulting in these hilariously cringy attempts at flirting. I bet they wish they'd unsend these messages if they could


cringey and inappropriate messages people received in their DMs | thumbnail text - VIEW PROFILE 4:31 PM Could I put pasta on you and eat it off your body? ( just kidding Hi im Kevin Hi there. How are you? Today 9:44 AM No response is pretty disappointing. From reading your profile I was actually excited to talk to you Hey sorry about that Phil! I check this once or twice a week because I try not to be super involved with social media Sent Well l'd prefer you be super involved with me and this tr
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People Reveal The Almost Unbelievable Reasons Their Teachers Got Fired

Students usually remember teachers for one of two reasons: they were either excellent or terrible. Great teachers do more than teach their subject; they believe in their students, give them life skills, and inspire them to be the best versions of themselves. The inadequate teachers do just the opposite and can cause irreparable damage to the confidence and growth of a student who may be struggling. And then you have the teachers who are SO bad that they got fired. Whether it's for sleeping with a student or embezzling school money, there's always one who thinks they'll get away with it. An AskReddit thread has got people sharing the reasons their teachers were fired, and the responses are so shockingly sad, it's a wonder how they even qualified to become teachers in the first place.

people reveal reasons their teachers were fired - cover pic story about teacher acting like cult leader | sandyandy12 14.7k points 12 days ago One elementary school teachers at district went got arrested making his class worship him like he cult leader. He totally bonkers.
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Entitled Guy Calls Police On Neighbors For Having Sex At 5pm

We have all had our fair share of crazy neighbors and roommates. It's an unavoidable part of life, and it definitely builds character. Some neighbors, however, are definitely crazier than others. Some will spy on you, steal from you, even try to rent out your room when you're gone for a weekend (I'm possibly speaking from personal experience). If someone's literally insane, the sh*t they can pull is endless.

Welcome to another crazy neighbor story we found on Reddit.

Entitled Guy calls Police On Neighbors For Having Sex At 5pm| thumbnail text - 口… ••. A r/AmltheAsshole u/ICUMTARANTULAS • 2y + Join AITA for having sex with my fiancé? Not the A-hole
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Secret Ways People Ask Their Partner To Have Sex Without Actually Saying 'Sex'

It is totally fine to ask someone outwardly, "Hey, would you like to have sex?" But after sleeping with someone consistently for months, or maybe even years, you develop other ways of asking someone if they feel like doing the dirty. Just like how some people have a safe word, other people have an 'initiation word.' These are great for when you have kids around, or you're out with friends, or if you just wanna spice things up a little.

If you're looking for ideas, you're in luck. On Reddit, people are sharing how they and their significant other ask for sex without actually saying, "Do you want to have sex?'

Secret Ways People Ask Their Partner To Have Sex Without Actually Saying 'Sex'| thumbnail text DreadBeardDM · 21h According to my gf; "hey. You wanna kick the cat out?" G Reply 4 1.6k 3 ...
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Sex-Ed Horror Stories From Teachers And Students

Everyone remembers their sex-ed in school. Or, in some people's cases, their lack thereof. Whether it consisted of your PE teacher awkwardly putting a condom on a banana or your biology teacher told you that sexual contact of any kind was a sin that you'll burn in hell for, I'm betting it was pretty uncomfortable. These real, sex-ed horror stories from students and teachers show how painfully awkward the topic is and how badly schools can f*ck it up when it comes to teaching teir students about such an important topic.

Sex ed horror stories from teachers and students | thumbnail Text - AlsoIHaveAGroupon 1.7k points · 24 days ago We did a thing in 9th grade where anyone could write down a question anonymously. One was about average penis size. This was in the early 90s, so that wasn't something we could just google. The sex ed teacher, who was highly trained at coaching football but probably not at sex ed, told us "between 7 and 9 inches." Probably every guy nervously glanced around the room and tried
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Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries

Europe is a continent filled with a vast variety of cultures, languages, and laws. Often on this side of the world, we like to clump them into one big group, "European's have such good style," "European's are wine-oholics," "'European's are so sexual." But it's really impossible to talk about them all at once. Within Europe, there are some cities coined as fashion capitals, and some countries are actually very open when it comes to sexual exploration, but there are also catholic countries where you won't see a lot of sexual empowerment. Also, some countries have Muslim majorities where people don't drink alcohol at all.

The point of all of this is that it is fascinating to explore the many different perspectives of Europe and even compare them to what we have going on here in the US. On Reddit people from different European counties shared their 'sexual normalities,' and you might find the answers to be very titillating.

Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries| thumbnail text - Blaze_fox • 3y I dont get why the US is scared of nudity. Its almost like stereotypical victorian era folk. meanwhile, my boyfriend and i, not to mention our roommates hang out naked whenever we can. the US would freak out over this 78 ...
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Twelve Things Which Made People Instantly Stop Watching Porn

In every relationship, we have our deal-breakers. And some of us have very special relationships with the world of porn. We build a certain trust with the industry. Good vibes only you might say. But we all know you can't always control what's about to pop up on your screen, and then you immediately have to turn it off and slowly recover. These kinds of experiences can hurt your relationship with your go-to porn site, especially since it was built on trust. But that's showbiz.

If you've ever had to go on a break from your favorite porn site, you may relate to these deal-breakers that people shared on Reddit.

Twelve Things That Make People Instantly Stop Watching Porn| thumbnail text - lihairden • 19h facial expressions. when they look at the camera, lick lips, roll eyes and look like they're having a bad reaction to something. way too fake. 5 Reply 4 635 3 ...
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Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences

Sex can be a very beautiful thing. It is the ultimate connection of two souls, the beginning of new life, one of the best ways to demonstrate your love for someone. But, let's be honest, it's not really always that. Sex is neither what is portrayed in hallmark movies or in violent and sadistic BDSM porn. A lot of the time it is just a way to feel good and make someone else feel good at the same time. 

That's the goal, but sometimes we are not successful. Sometimes sex is just hella embarrassing. There is so much potential for awkwardness, think about all the fart-like sounds your body can make. The ideal situation is that you do it with someone who makes you comfortable, and you then can both laugh it when you accidentally kick him in the face.

Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences| thumbnail text - Nillabeans • 15h 4 Awards My first one! I was so nervous that I threw up like three times and the third time, while running to the toilet, I actually ran smack into a door and bounced back onto my naked butt. Pretty funny though and it made it impossible to be embarrassed in front of that guy ever again. G Reply 4 633 3 ...
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OB/GYN’s Reveal The Craziest Things They've Heard Boyfriends And Husbands Say

OB/GYN's may be professional, but they've also been around the block when it comes to the crazy stuff they have heard from patients. Working in the medical field is already hectic, but being a doctor for the female body is whole 'nother story. Naturally, people have many questions and misconceptions about what goes on down there - both men and women alike. On this gem of a Reddit thread, OB/GYN's spilled the tea about all the crazy things male significant others have said at appointments, and you already know we got all the juicy details. These men seriously gotta take it down a notch at their S/O's next appointment. Scroll down for the wildest thread responses. 



ob/gyns reveal craziest things they heard husbands and boyfriends say | thumbnail text - AthanasiusJam 11 hours ago · edited 11 hours ago S He complimented my surgical ability, stating that he had been to many strip clubs, and he has never seen such a beautiful C-section scar.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 2, 2021)

Have you ever found yourself spacing out, only to be jolted back to reality by an epiphany so huge that you don't know how you never thought of it before? Have you ever had a flash of philosophical genius that you know will change the course of humanity? OK, that might be taking it a bit far, but you know what I mean—a lightbulb moment that blew your mind. If you've answered "yes" to any of these, then you might have had a Shower Thought, AKA the most straightforward, yet most complicated things in life that you think about while lying in bed at night, sitting on the toilet, waiting for a bus, or even... standing in the shower. Here are this week's top shower thoughts for you to wrap your head around. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Infernal_Spark 2 days ago 23 2 34 Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off
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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes... and safety levels. It's hard to know where they come from. There may be no reason why somebody likes to be smacked, or whipped, or licked. And with the porn industry growing quickly it becomes easier and easier for people to discover what really gets them going. If you think you're into something weird, there's probably a platform for you somewhere that will show you how there are actually thousands of people just like you. As long as somebody's fetish is not going to put someone's life at risk, there's usually no harm. Though it's probably best for you to warn your partner before because they may not be into dressing up as animals, or Hilary Clinton.

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...
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