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Things Which Feel Better Than An Orgasm

Hopefully, you've all experienced the toe-curling, spine-tingling pleasure sensations of an orgasm. If not, what are you waiting for? Go and get yourself someone who can give it to you! But meanwhile, other things in life can arguably give us just as much satisfaction as an orgasm, albeit in a slightly different way. From getting a great head massage to letting out a big ol' fart, Redditors reveal things that they believe feel better than an orgasm, and I'm relating to so many of them. What's your guilty, non-sexual orgasmic pleasure?

things that feel better than an orgasm thumbnail includes picture of meg ryan orgasm scene | Text - humblecowboy, 86 points · 2 days ago Getting that popcorn kernel out of your teeth without having to grab something to pick it out.
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People Let Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies, Funny Twitter Thread

I think everyone can admit that technology has essentially taken over our lives, and we are now ruled by our phones. And it's not just the younger generation; it's all of us, whether we like to admit it or not. But for all the good that technology does, one thing it can't do is express real human emotion, however much it may try. And autocomplete certainly does try. I'm sure we can all count on two hands the number of times autocorrect has f*cked us over in a text conversation? Twitter user @NihachuEatsCats put this to the test and Tweeted, "type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you." The results, were of course, bizarre. Check some of them out below.

funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Snooped Through My Diary After Awful Sex

One night stands can be a rather enjoyable pastime to an otherwise lonely evening. However, sometimes they don't go quite as planned, and spending the night at home with your cat would have been a far superior decision than lying naked next to a stranger after an awkward session of pleasureless 'love' making. But what good is a trainwreck sex story if no one is there to hear it?! That is why we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you these gloriously terrible dating mishaps such as this one, about a total creeper with absolutely no boundaries or manners to speak of. Enjoy!

pop art illustration of man smiling | THANKS FOR THE SEX EXCUSE ME WHILE I SNOOP AROUND YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS got out of shower Jack standing over dining room table where had my note pads Turns out he read my therapy journal
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 19, 2020)

We're back with this week's top shower thoughts, aka the fleeting thoughts we have when we're doing the mundanest of things. Whether we're brushing our teeth, sitting in traffic, or spacing out during a boring meeting, our brains travel to far off places and come back with miniature epiphanies that blow our minds. Scroll through, be blown away, and then browse through last week's haul.






this weeks top shower thoughts | Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/yetanotherblonde 5 days ago It must have taken men hours the remove the fifteen layers of clothing on their partner before sex in the 1800's. nsfw
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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.

awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that
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Dating Nightmares: Dumb Things Guys Said On First Dates

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumb Things Guys Said On First Dates cover pic | pop art pic of man and woman text - “You’re almost 30. I think law school is a bad idea. You are better off finding a husband that makes good money if you want to have kids before it’s too late.”
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (September 11, 2020)

Have you ever been on a hilarious, horrific, or cringe-worthy date? We assume the answer is yes, because, well, who hasn't? How nice would it have been to tell the douchebag in the question exactly what you thought of him? Of course, some women choose to dish out a harsh truth after an awful date, but it's not worth the emotional energy for others. Because let's face it - a man taking constructive criticism post-date? Hard to imagine. We've teamed up with To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated - An Instagram account created by women, for women, who submit letters containing all the things they've always wanted to say to the disappointing men they've dated. Scroll through this week's haul and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

letters of disappointment from women to guys they've dated | text - Dear Dre, Awesome been sticking over year but can't accept my Facebook friend request. Find new FWB. Love Jenna
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Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines

Famous quotes from movies, philosophers, world leaders, and authors are well-known for a reason; they are (mostly) inspiring, impactful, and smart. Words are powerful. But when you alter the quotes, even just by a little bit, their meanings can change drastically, and their impact can be lost. This was proved by a recent AskReddit thread, which called for people to add "without a penis" onto the ends of famous quotes or movie lines. The results are hilarious and show just how powerful three little words can be.  Here are some of the funniest ones!

Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines cover pic | storme9 4 points 6 hours ago Catwoman Batman don't owe these people anymore given them everything without penis."
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 9, 2020)

We're back with this week's haul of funniest women roasting men tweets. We know how much you love reading women ruthlessly taking down the men in their lives using 280 characters or fewer, and we love scouring Twitter to find them for you. So pour yourself a cup of something, sit back, and enjoy scrolling through. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, in case you missed them.


funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.
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Worst Reasons People Were Dumped

As with everything in life, relationships come with risks. Sure, you could fall desperately in love, get married, and live happily ever after. I mean, that's the dream, right? Alternatively, you could fall for someone, and just as you finally feel secure, they dump you in a soul-crushing, heart-wrenching act of cruelty, causing you to lose all faith and hope in love. It's a real gamble. And the truth is, being dumped suck. It can bruise your ego, make you feel rejected, and question whether or not what you had was real for the other person. But some dumpings are more brutal than others, and these Redditers are sharing the harshest reasons their exes ended their relationship. What's the worst reason someone broke up with you? Or that you dumped someone?

worst reasons people were dumped - cover pic story about being dumped for being tested for autism
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Boob-Grabbing Creep

Touching a woman inappropriately, or touching her without consent is a crime and should be taken extremely seriously. Unsolicited contact can constitute sexual assault, which, unfortunately, is something that women have to deal with on the daily. It makes dating a dangerous game because you never know what sort of creeps are lurking on the other end of your dating app and for every great guy, there are ten weirdos out there. Together with The Single Society, we bring you this story of a boob-grabbing creeper, who is an awful human being. We feel bad laughing because it sounds like a truly horrific experience. Maybe it's nervous laughter, but God. Help. Us. All! 

pop art illustration of woman pointing | BUYING A WOMAN DRINKS DOES NOT MEAN you ARE ENTITLED TO HER BODY
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Guy Realizes Cougar He Is Sleeping With Is Coworkers Mom

Tinder is a great way to have anonymous sex if that's what you're looking for. With an infinite amount of strangers readily available at the swipe of a finger, it's easy to find someone for casual, no-strings-attached sex whenever you want. But is anyone as anonymous as they seem? They say that there are only six degrees of separation between everyone, or, in simpler terms, all people are six, or fewer, social connections away from each other. So, in reality, the likelihood of someone you know, knowing the person you are sleeping with, is relatively high. 

One guy learned this the hard way when he discovered that the older woman he had met on Tinder and been sleeping with for three months was his coworker's mom.  The worst part? She insisted on coming clean to her son. Honesty isn't always the best policy, folks! Yeah, we want to die on his behalf too. He documented the whole story on the popular subreddit, TIFU (Today I F—ked Up). Read it below, and cringe along with us!

guy tells story of sleeping with coworkers mom for months without realizing | Posted by u/bleebloopo 6 days ago 3 96 3 3 49 33 3 3 633 4 54 42 12 61 53 2 TIFU by realizing older woman been sleeping with months is my coworkers mom. Lnsfw UPDATES BELOW Throwaway account, this literally happened like an hour ago. So M25) have been involved with an older woman (F44) lately started few months ago with onset Coronavirus on Tinder trying find someone hook up with during quarantine so as stay safe and
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (September 3, 2020)

In case you didn't catch the first two segments of our new series, we've teamed up with the popular Instagram account, To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated. Together, we bring you a weekly collection of letters that women have written to the sorry excuses of men they dated. From the long term boyfriends to the one-or-two-date guys, these are the words of disappointment that women wish they could have said in person, for fear of them falling on deaf ears. Instead, they put them out to the universe (AKA, on Instagram), and maybe, just maybe, the guys will read them there, do some soul searching and change their ways. Unlikely though. Anyway, here are the latest letters for you to look through and chuckle at, and here are last week's just in case you missed them.



letters of disappointment from women to guys they've dated | Dear James, Every morning get up use bathroom very quietly pretend l'm still asleep so can masturbate before get back bed. Yes, sometimes have quickie, however, 30 seconds pumping doesn't work Lots things are hard life, but orgasms shouldn't be Love, Layla GUYS Kinda DATED | Dear David could overlook fact didn't look anything like pictures on Bumble. However couldn't overlook side hustle involved taking other peoples' bikes and selling
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Mom Shames Target For Selling Vibrator And Gets Roasted: Twitter Thread

The internet has the power to make things go viral for all sorts of reasons, and sometimes we come across something on the world wide web that is too good not to share with you. Get ready for this gem: a woman posted a complaint on Target's Facebook page, expressing her displeasure at the store's blatant selling of vibrators, "Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins." Read: prude woman feels uncomfortable that a mainstream store is normalizing women's sexual pleasure. Twitter user @kittynouveau posted the complaint on her account, and it instantly went viral, because, well, it's hilarious.

Let's break this down for a minute. Firstly, the vibrators were displayed in the sexual wellness aisle with condoms and lube, and not in the children's toy aisle, as she was making it out to be. If you don't want your kids to see it, don't bring them to that store section. It's that simple. Secondly, she obviously has no idea how a dual vibrating massager works because I don't know which holes she refers to when she says, "A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes." I'm going to go ahead and assume that she thinks one wand is for your butthole. Newsflash: one wand is for vaginal insertion, and the other one is for external stimulation. Not butts involved (unless you try really hard). Anyway, Twitter blew up when they saw the post, and the reactions to the complaint are hilarious. Check them out below.

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.
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Worst Advice To Give To A Virgin For Their First Time

If your school was anything like mine, you probably didn't get much sex-ed in school. I vaguely remember mine consisting of our biology teacher standing awkwardly at the front of the classroom, pointing to diagrams of the male and female anatomy, clearly wishing the floor would swallow her up. The rest was down to our self- discovery and whatever rumors we heard that week. Some real education about healthy sexual relationships would have been useful because, as a teenager and young adult, you are vulnerable to pressures and expectations. A funny AskReddit thread asking people for the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time highlights how damaging the porn industry is on healthy sexual expectations. And, in turn, the amount of misinformation and dangerous messages young people are receiving about sex.

worst pieces of advice to give to a virgin for their first time - cover pic | nickmuscle if they're a guy: go fast! For a girl: use your teeth
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The Rude Oven Gloves Every Kitchen Needs

We've brought you the dinner plates with rude messages on, for when you want your guests to leave but don't want to tell them to their faces. And now, we bring you the oven gloves designed with offensive messages on them, to complete your far-from-polite kitchen set. And if you want to buy one for yourself, you can find them here.

pictures of oven gloves with rude messages on them | horny food. GOURMET CUISINE Fun with sauces | love my asshole kids
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