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Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.

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Dirty Memes For The Sexually Frustrated

Sex is great, isn't it? I mean, nothing beats a great romp in the sack, especially when you're getting it on the regular. But for those of us (ahem, I mean those of you) who can barely remember their last sexy time, God bless sex toys. But whichever group you fall into, these dirty memes will speak to your genitals soul and make you want to share them with your gal pals, your sexual partner, or chuckle at them to yourself because the one thing better than good sex is a great meme about sex.



funny sex memes for the sexually frustrated | thumbnail text - Me:I don't usually do this Also me: Him: why u don't hit me up no more Her:
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People Reveal Their Exes Fetishes Which Totally Turned Them Off

When it comes to sex, everyone has their thing. Each person gets off to something specific, from a range of bizarre kinks and fetishes to bog-standard, plain ol' vanilla sex. Of course, no one should be judged for what gets them off in the bedroom. As long as their partner is consensual and willing to take part in their fetish safely, then it's all good. But fetishes are very personal, and when you're in a relationship with someone who is into something you're not, then things can get... awkward. People on Reddit shared the kinks their exes used to have, which did absolutely nothing for them, and it's clear how crucial sexual compatibility is in a relationship.

people reveal their exe's fetishes which did absolutely nothing for them | thumbnail text - SilentHillNA 7 months ago Biting. Normally I am more than happy with that. But he would do so unexpectedly, no warning, and hard enough that it would bruise or break skin. Oh and he would do like a shark, shaking his head back and forth hard. And in usually the most sensitive places. That's takes the fun out of it and set me on edge so much that I couldn't get off because I was always ready for the next b
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Men Reveal Things Which Aren't As Attractive Or Sexy As Women Think

Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

men share the things women think are sexy and attractive, but really aren't | thumbnail text - The Kardashian look. Pumped up lips and a disproportionately large butt are a huge turnoff for me. It's just not natural.
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Redditors Unveil Wacky Sex-Ed Misunderstandings Which Failed Them

Believe it or not, not all sex ed's are created equal. Some school districts have their teachers skim over all the juicy stuff and preach abstinence, while others will force their poor teachers to get into all the nitty-gritty details and answer each and every question. I remain slightly scarred from my sex-ed course since we were forced to watch a 35-minute slide show of every kind of STI, on every kind of genital, oh and right after our lunch period.

People Unveil Their Wacky Sex-Ed Misunderstandings Which Failed Them| Thumbnail text - Ectophylla_alba 3 months ago @2 Teacher hit a girl in the face with a dildo. We did not learn how to put on condoms that year. 14.0k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 19, 2021)

Welcome to this week's batch of top shower thoughts. These are the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds thought up. Because in today's crazy world, when do we ever get to stop and think about the big stuff? OK, fine, they're just the nonsense musings of the average Joe, but you get the idea. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OdinZam 2 days ago O O 5 9 Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.
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People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

So, this isn't exactly something people enjoy reminiscing about all the time. However, it is completely natural and kind of funny when you think about it. Like how does everyone think they were brought into the world in the first place? Of course our parents banged. Anyway, here are some funny stories of kids learning that for a fact.

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"
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Treating the V for V-Day: Woman's Unfiltered Experience With Sweet Treat

Valentine's day is the day of love, and this year I decided to treat myself to a little self-love (the most important kind)! Especially after the craziness that was 2020, I think we've all earned the right to focus on self-pleasure. Plus, there are LOTS of health benefits to orgasms--they can relieve stress, cramps, headaches...they're kind of a cure-all. Why are doctors not prescribing them more?? In my quest to give my V the perfect V-day, I did quite a bit of searching and eventually settled on the Sweet Treat Spinnator toy from Satisfyer. I chose it (over a regular vibrator or a suction toy) based on its adorable design, its affordability, and its spinning mechanism that I was curious to try. If you want to learn more or if you just want to enjoy more jokes about my vagina, read on.



Spoiling Myself With A Vibrator For Valentines Day| Thumbnail text - This is just a PSA: If you have p*ssy hair, MOVE IT OUT OF THE WAY.
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People Reveal The Freakiest Requests They Had During Sex

Who doesn't love a good 'ol fashioned toss in the sack? Sex can be a beautiful (and fun) way to pass the time. Whether someone has a dirty little fetish or an unfulfilled sexual fantasy people can certainly get...creative when it comes to their preferences in the bedroom. We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all these freaky things people were asked for during sex. Yikes!

Freakiest things people have asked for during sex | thumbnail pop art picture man and woman lying in bed text - I met a guy on one of the dating apps and we went home together. He had some strange baby fetish. He asked me to remove his underwear and wipe him with baby wipes before we started having sex. It got weird. I left.
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People Reveal Brutally Honest Reasons They Left Their Partners Because Of Sex

Sex is a kind of a big deal, especially in a relationship. A couple's sexual compatibility is just as important as their emotional and physical connection, and it's not something people should compromise on. I'm not saying you have to be into the same stuff necessarily, but if there is respect, communication, and open-mindedness, then a sexually fulfilling relationship is possible. But sometimes, even with all of that, it's not enough. If you've ever had to break up with someone because the sex was that bad (definitely speaking for a friend here), then you'll empathize with these people. Redditors shared the reasons they ended a relationship over sexual incompatibility, although it seems like 'cheating' is being used synonymously with 'incompatibility,' and I'm confused.

people reveal why they broke up with their partners over sex | thumbnail AtLeastNineToes 3 days ago He lasted like 30 seconds and went soft while the condom was still in, so I had to pull out the slimy sucker myself lol
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Cats Who Were Total C*ck Blocks And Stopped Their Owners From Having Sex

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats are the ultimate c*ck blocks!

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 29, 2021)

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought — a miniature epiphany that occurs when your brain is occupied with doing something else. You're not alone because each week, we share the top shower thoughts of the week with you to give your philosophical musings the company they deserve.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Elfere 6 days ago Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy.
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An Ode To Samantha Jones And The Lessons She Taught Us About Sex

A new revival of a Sex and the City movie is coming out and the internet is abuzz. More so because Samantha Mother Effing Jones isn't included. Umm, excuse me, but whattttttttttt the freaking hell?!!?!?!!?!?! Samantha IS Sex and the City. She's the ultimate bachelorette who did whatever the hell she wanted, and she knew how to freakin work it. Here is my personal tribute to the true protagonist of this show (yeah, I said it):



nine lessons Samantha jones taught us about sex and relationships | thumbnail I'm a "try-sexual". I'll try anything once. Be Adventurous With Your Own Body Even we aren't our best partners sometimes. And when that's the case, that's usually a sign that you need to add a new toy or two to your collection with a couple of extra levels and some new wonderful features.
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People Reveal Their 'Facepalm' Moments During Sex

Hollywood has given us some pretty unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like. In the movies, morning breath doesn't exist, girls don't have to pee after sex (I'm sorry, but why doesn't Hollywood factor in UTIs?), and the guy always has a condom in his wallet. But as anyone who has had sex knows, sex in real life can get messy, awkward, and weird. Redditors shared their 'facepalm' moments during sex, which will hopefully make you feel better about your own awkward encounters if you've ever had any. I certainly haven't. 

people share their funny 'faceplam' sex stories | thumbnail livingmayhem 2 days ago 2 2 6 S4 8 My husband trying talk dirty and finished sentence calling silly goose Sex postponed good 15 minutes while laughed my ass off.
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People Who Work For Dating Apps Reveal Dark Secrets Users Don't Know

If you've ever been in the world of online dating, it can feel like an existential nightmare. Swiping through hundreds upon hundreds of people, trying to find your special person, is like looking for a needle in a haystack. But hey, all it takes is one right swipe to get your perfect match, right? Wrong. It turns out, you might just be wading through a pool of bots and fighting an algorithm that is designed to keep you on the app as long as possible, take your money, and not encourage you to find your match at all. These previous employees of online dating services have shared the dark secrets behind the algorithms and tricks they use on their customers, which you may have lost hours of your life to. Scroll down if you dare.

people who work for dating apps reveal the secrets that users don't know about | thumbnail | visualisewhirledpeas 27 days ago My ex bf worked dating site back earlyish 2000s. His job pretend be woman, and message male customers just as their accounts were going expire. This would encourage them pay renew their subscriptions. Once they renewed, he would ghost them. He only lasted few months due unethical
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People Reveal Weirdest Myths About Sex They Believed As Kids

I think I can probably speak for most people when I say that growing up, my sex ed was almost non-existent. I picked up everything I know now along the way, either through the garbage my friends told me or, as I got older, through some awkward trial and error experiences. I was that gullible kid who believed you could get pregnant from swimming in a pool and that my parents only had sex the same amount of times as the number of siblings I have (and even that was way too many for my liking). People on Reddit share some of the weirdest myths about sex they believed as kids, and they make me feel less alone, as that kid who believed anything and everything about the big, bad world of sex.

People share the weirdest myths they thought about sex when they were kids | thumbnail Text - ImInJeopardy 6 days ago 2 2 3 2 8 I thought you literally could not have sex before marriage. It couldn't happen. The vagina would reject the penis like water and oil.
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Wholesome, Funny And Disturbing Comments Found On Pornhub

We all know that porn is designed with a particular purpose in mind, and it does the job pretty well. But when it comes to porn, the only thing we care about on this platform is the humor that comes with it, and it turns out, if you read the comments on porn websites, there's some pretty funny stuff! Leaving aside the question of what sort of person comments on porn websites at all, nestled among the less tasteful comments, are some real gems. A collection of screenshots from Pornhub show the types of weird and random comments people leave. From critical analyses of camera angling to asking for recipes and explaining how unrealistic certain things are (duh, it's porn!), they are hilarious to read and bring somewhat of a human element to an otherwise pretty heartless industry.

funny comments on pornhub - thumbnail includes two images of egg in frying pan and woman and man on bus | here2observe hello made account on here just say hes made worst eggs ever seen. couldn't concentrate after saw abomination | She didn't even tell the bus driver thank you
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