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People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles

Sometimes it can be difficult to format the complexity that is one's sex life into clear words. Our 'sex lives' can change a lot through the years, sometimes even throughout the week. It's not so easy to explain how active, or inactive someone is sexually. Perhaps the best way to do it is by referencing another storyline that we can thoroughly relate to.

On Reddit, people are describing their sex lives using only movie titles. Maybe there's a 70's film out there that is better at explaining our sexy times than we can.

People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles| thumbnail text - LoginB OP · 2h Pulp Fiction, without the pulp 6 Reply ...
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Women Reveal Funny Ways They Turn Down Sending Dirty Photos

I seriously wonder what goes through peoples' minds sometimes. In what world should women be 'flattered' for them requesting nude photos? It can really put women in an awkward position. Do I trust him? Does he really like me? Why doesn't he just ask me to hang out so he can see it all in person? I've heard that our parents generation  used to meet at a hidden spot in their neighborhood, count down from three, flash each other, and then run away. No cameras, no screenshots, no evidence! Though, still wouldn't fully recommend that since public nudity is illegal in many places. Can't have it all I guess.

Women Reveal Funny Ways They Turn Down Sending Dirty Pictures| Thumbnail text - FormerElf 6 days ago Google search for a poor quality picture of a shirtless old man and send that. Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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People Who Caught Their Co-Workers In Compromising Positions

For the most part, people are professional at work. They come to work, do their jobs, and don't commit crimes, or sleep with anyone while there. You know, that sort of thing. But others have a hard time sticking to these types of rules and decide that work is an appropriate place to have sex, steal money, and generally disregard all proper social conduct. If you can get away with it, props to you - sort of. Ok, not really. But if you're going to do something that stupid at work, at least make sure you don't get caught. These people share stories of the compromising positions they caught their coworkers in, and the tales are pretty shocking! Have you ever found a coworker in a situation they shouldn't have been?

people who caught coworkers in compromising positions - cover pic story about working at wendys and catching manager and coworker having sex | Abigail Petersen, former Drive Thru at Wendy's (2013-2015) Answered August 6 worked at Wendy's younger sent walk- freezer get more fries and opened door find manager banging co-worker just grabbed fries near door and walked out without saying word co-worker made shift manager few weeks later. Neither them acknowledged and basically ignored after If
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Woman Unnecessarily Flashed Tattoo Artist, Inspires Others To Reveal Similar Mistakes

Life is full of awkward moments that make us wish the ground would swallow us up. We've all had them, and the reality is, we'll probably have more. But my philosophy is that you may as well laugh at your misfortunes, because how else do you recover from them? Writer Sarah Schauer has done just that. Her tweet about the time she mistakingly flashed her tattoo artist has inspired others to share their equally awkward stories of times they flashed various professionals. These accounts of people revealing a little too much flesh to their tattoo artists and doctors will make you cringe on their behalf and probably remind you of your own embarrassments, which will make you cringe some more. Or, one woman so eloquently worded it in her Tweet below, "I would have rather just passed away."

stories of people flashing professionals by mistake - cover pic tweet about woman who unnecessarily took off pants and underwear when getting hip tattoo | sarah schauer @sarahschauer having bad flashback time got my hip tattoo and took off my pants and underwear and tattoo artist said absolutely did not need
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