FAIL

Honestly... why. Just why. The human mind is a mysterious thing.

We'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500, Alex. Here's a healthy size dump of stories that more than likely never happened. And are actually pretty darn cringey. Enjoy! 

These stories just keep popping up! The childish buyer tries to get the seller to lower their original price for the item and then loses their sh*t when the seller won't budge. 

This. This right here is why we have trust issues. Remember to always read the fine print, and when there's just no way to know -- Don't. Trust. Anything.

These are all so absurd it will leave you saying, "Seriously, what were they thinking?"

Have you ever gotten so worked up about something that you just had to vent all the frustration?! So you start to compose a text and as you send it to you bff or anyone other than the person you are talking about... you send it to the person you are talking about... OOPS 

So what happens next? Well, thankfully for us, people started sharing their stories of texting the wrong person via Buzzfeed! 

This is just oh too sweet of revenge! For anyone who has ever worked in anything with customer service... you will definitely love this story! 

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We all have those brain fart moments... but these are downright brain freeze! 

Twitter user @mhoye gave everyone on Twitter the ultimate opportunity to tell the most ridiculous true story or event that happened to them that well, no one would believe. @mhoye asked followers "what's the least plausible story about yourself that's true." The answers will have you wondering if these stories are even true, then you'll think... who can make this up!?

Common sense. Everyone should have it, but not many know how to use it. Just like this helicopter army mom. Although her intentions might be good, she got a good lesson on how the army actually works!