2020

2020 definitely put the dating game on pause for a while, but many are decided to jump back into the dating game. Unfortunately, some people have lost all traces of common sense when it comes to speaking to other human beings...especially women. Take these assholes, for example! We teamed up with dating blog, The Single Society to bring you a list of 10 dating disasters women have experienced when dipping their toe back into the pee-filled dating pool.

Isn't it crazy to think how much the world has changed since 2020? Not only has the world changed completely, but our humor is centered around things that literally didn't exist a year ago. We went from roasting awkward encounters at the bar to roasting awkward zoom dates. At least people on Twitter still have a rich sense of humor. Some things never change.

It's been quite a year for everyone, but women have had it especially tough. Because somehow, even a global pandemic wasn't enough to stop men from being total f*ck boys. In fact, somehow, it made some men even worse than usual, which, of course, gave women more reasons to roast them on Twitter. We love collecting the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets each week, and we've rounded up some of the funniest ones we found during the hell hole that was 2020. They are as brutal (and well-deserving) as ever.

If you managed to get through parenting in 2020, I genuinely believe you can get through anything. It's been a real sh*t show of a year for everyone, but parents, you've had it tough. From having to basically homeschool your kids (because, let's be honest, zoom classes don't work) to cooking a million meals a day to putting up with endless tantrums about absolutely nothing—all while trying to keep your sanity—is a real feat of perseverance. Thankfully, Twitter has been there to serve as a platform for all your venting needs, and boy oh boy, have parents made use of it. We've collected some of the funniest parenting Tweets from 2020, which not only give an insight into the trials and tribulations of parenting during a pandemic but also show what heroes you parents are.

As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough, the Royal Family decided to add some salt to the wound and just go crazy. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stuck their middle fingers up at the monarchy, The Crown was released, which pissed them all off to no end, and to be honest, I feel sorry for them. It seems the foundations of their little family were totally shooketh this year, but at least people are laughing about it on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest tweets about the Royals from 2020.

What a year it's been! 2020 has given us a lot to think about, and with all this extra time at home, we've been able to spend longer pondering our current situation and all the sh*ttiness that comes with it. Because let's be honest, there is a lot to consider about the world right now, and not in a good way. Each week we collect the top weekly shower thoughts to give you a glimpse into the average Joe's philosophical ponderings. And now, we've put together the best shower thoughts from 2020, which you'll be able to look back at in the future and congratulate yourselves for surviving such a dumpster fire year.

I think we can all agree that 2020 in its entirety was an absolute dumpster fire. And many people's dating lives are no exception. We have teamed up with the bad dates blog The Single Society to bring you all the dating disasters that 2020 had to offer. Here are 10 dates that are SO incredibly on-brand for the worst year ever!

Dating in 2020 as been a total sh*t show. Between zoom dates, socially distanced walks, and trying to fall in love with people over text, starting new relationships has taken somewhat of a back seat this year. These tweets accurately sum up the dumpster fire that has been 2020 for love, dating, and relationships. Or their lack thereof.

2020 needs to effing end already. Staying at home all day has made every household task feel even more laborious than it ever was—especially cooking. That exciting phase of everyone making sourdough bread has long since lost its appeal, and now cooking has been reduced to *cook, eat, wash up, repeat*. I, for one, am over it. These relatable tweets about the cooking burnout we're all experiencing in 2020 hit the spot a little too well.

What a dumpster fire of a year it's been. The year of a million zoom hours, and the year the official uniform became sweatpants. Thank f*ck 2020 is almost over because honestly, I don't even know how to socialize in person anymore. But mostly, I don't remember how to get dressed in anything other than pajamas, sweatpants, or workout gear—on the odd occasion, I pretend to myself I'm going to do some exercise. These hilarious tweets from women about the joys of wearing sweatpants in 2020 perfectly sum up this year. After all, funny tweets from women are the gift that keeps on giving.

One of the many injustices of the world right now was this year's lack of Halloween parties. Because, you know, the global pandemic and all that. But even though Halloween was (somewhat) canceled this year, costumes were not, and no one does costumes like the celebs. So despite having nowhere to do, as per usual, celebrities didn't let us down when it came to creativity in their Haloween costumes. Check out some of the best celebrity Haloween costumes of 2020 and be amazed at the transformations before your eyes.

While most little girls grew up with Barbie dolls to play with, not all girls grew up with the 'Shave and Play Borbie' doll, now available on Etsy. And probably for several good reasons: primarily, the fact that it comes with a real razor blade, but also because it's creepy AF!

So what is this incredibly creepy doll? In the seller's own words, "You've played with regular Barbie, but this is Shave & Play Borbie...and she is unlike any other doll you've played with! She is FURRY and ready for a trim! Whip out the razor (included) and give her a style all her own! Borbie will love her new, silky smooth, hair-free self!"

Ummmm ok then! The Shave and Play Borbie (presumably named as such, so Mattel doesn't sue them) might be a gag gift, but it's weird as hell. Hey, whatever floats your boat!

Halloween is around the corner, which means it's almost time for the ladies to get dressed up in short skirts and make anything and everything into a 'sexy' outfit with no judgment. Each year, the latest trends get turned into a skimpy outfit, but 2020 is a year to be remembered. And what better way to remember it than by dressing up as a sexy banned social media app, or a sexy quarantine banana bread? Or perhaps a sexy hazmat suit? It's all here. Scroll through for some inspiration for your Halloween costume this year.

The world used to be a place where we experienced fun things in person. But now, the only experiences we can get are virtual ones, which means zoom birthday parties, weddings, and graduation ceremonies have, unfortunately, become the norm. Just because there's a global pandemic, it doesn't mean life should stop — all celebrations should carry on as usual (but via a screen), and award ceremonies are no different. The 2020 Emmy awards took place yesterday, in a slightly different format to usual. Jimmy Kimmel presented the awards all alone in the eerily quiet Staples Center in Los Angeles, with only cardboard cutouts of celebrities for company. Jennifer Aniston attempted to put out a trash can fire, and the awards were delivered to the winner's houses via interns in Hazmat suits. Of course, the internet went crazy, and the memes came pouring in. Here are some of the best.

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it: 2020 has been a strange year. And it's not even finished yet, so god only help us with what's to come. The reality is that kids will be learning about 2020 in history class in the not-too-distant-future, and they'll be asking a lot of questions about what went down. And while we may not have the answers, a 2020 museum might. And no good museum is complete without a gift shop for parents to buy kids a bunch of expensive useless crap they'll break after two minutes and never use again. Redditers hypothesize about what would be on sale at this 2020 museum gift shop, and the answers are both depressing and hilarious at the same time.  

Kanye is running for president, and honestly, 2020 couldn't get any weirder. But we keep saying that, and weird sh*t keeps happening, so I don't know anymore. So before the world collapses in on itself, here are some of the potential future president's most inspirational dumbest quotes for you to wrap your head around. You. Are. Welcome!