The popular blog "How to be a dad" describe "My wife just said" quotes as: "you just can't invent the stuff that comes out of a woman's mouth once she's "passed a watermelon through the pinhole," ceased sleeping and is married to you". We can relate to that.
When the wife of Russian photographer Marat Ca had to leave home for two weeks on business, she was worried he wouldn't be able to properly take care of their seven-year-old daughter all on his own. Nevertheless, he promised everything would be okay and sent her on her way. Things seemed to be going just great… that is, until Marat started sharing pictures of the mischief that he and his daughter were up to while his wife was away… Via: Boredom Therapy