Since corona times have deeply plagued our social lives, I'm sure you have forgotten what barhopping feels like. I bet you're yearning for just one more night of sticky, beer-drenched floors, strangers' sweat intermingling with your own, and music you secretly don't like. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoy seedy nights out on the town just as much.
Perhaps if I refresh your memory of the guys you came into contact with at bars in our pre-corona lives, staying at home may just begin to sound more appealing. Cheezcake ladies: here are the reasons we should count our blessings regarding having to take a break from the bar scene.